Piper Is A Slut.
Our pug, Piper, is now three years old, and has reached sexual maturity.
Done large.
Living with the Punk is similar, I would guess, to living, 24/7, in a striptease bar with very lax rules. Our little Thug is totally into oral stimulation. The dog just cannot get enough.
It's not an unusual sight to see Piper flat on her back, eyes at half-mast, groaning in pleasure as one of her pack mates (usually Tucker, the dirty old man) services her. It doesn't seem to matter much to Pipes who her partner of the moment is, she's there for a good time, not a long time, so basically any dog with a tongue will do. Think Courtney Love. Okay, think Courtney Love with a brain.
It used to be a little disconcerting, watching our wrinkled little curly-tailed cuddle bunny behaving more like one of Hugh Hefner's Playboy Bunnies. She has no shame. She's a total narcissist, and will lay there for long periods of time, waiting for someone to meet her needs, and someone always does. Often there's a queue, and that's just fine with Piper.
It's just another thing that makes Piper the character she is. She's a bold, stubborn, funny, fearless, pushy, loving brat. She's built like a tank and has energy to burn.
And she has the makings of a first rate porn star.
Done large.
Living with the Punk is similar, I would guess, to living, 24/7, in a striptease bar with very lax rules. Our little Thug is totally into oral stimulation. The dog just cannot get enough.
It's not an unusual sight to see Piper flat on her back, eyes at half-mast, groaning in pleasure as one of her pack mates (usually Tucker, the dirty old man) services her. It doesn't seem to matter much to Pipes who her partner of the moment is, she's there for a good time, not a long time, so basically any dog with a tongue will do. Think Courtney Love. Okay, think Courtney Love with a brain.
It used to be a little disconcerting, watching our wrinkled little curly-tailed cuddle bunny behaving more like one of Hugh Hefner's Playboy Bunnies. She has no shame. She's a total narcissist, and will lay there for long periods of time, waiting for someone to meet her needs, and someone always does. Often there's a queue, and that's just fine with Piper.
It's just another thing that makes Piper the character she is. She's a bold, stubborn, funny, fearless, pushy, loving brat. She's built like a tank and has energy to burn.
And she has the makings of a first rate porn star.
posted by Alphamutt at 4:25 PM
1 Comments:
Sadly, it is the truth. But I don't think we should call her a slut. I think we should recognize that she is liberated.
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