Alanis Morissette's Battle Of The Bulge.
No, really, I'm serious.
Alanis Morissette was so "fantastically indulgent" that she packed on a whopping 20 pounds!
By pampering herself with too much salt and too many processed grains, our Jagged Little Pill became a Bloated Little Capsule.
Good God! I nearly choked on my Cheetos when Alanis said she felt like a 12 year old, full of energy, with no aches and pains because she went on a Vegan diet and cut out her beloved sandwiches. Her allergies disappeared, she could dance the night away, as her "curves" faded away, so did all of her problems. She now wants to live to be 120. The porky pre-diet Alanis only wanted to live to be 110.
20 pounds. The woman was already so tiny that she had to jump around in the shower to get wet. Soon she'll just disappear.
Maybe then she'll be okay with who she is.
Alanis Morissette was so "fantastically indulgent" that she packed on a whopping 20 pounds!
By pampering herself with too much salt and too many processed grains, our Jagged Little Pill became a Bloated Little Capsule.
Good God! I nearly choked on my Cheetos when Alanis said she felt like a 12 year old, full of energy, with no aches and pains because she went on a Vegan diet and cut out her beloved sandwiches. Her allergies disappeared, she could dance the night away, as her "curves" faded away, so did all of her problems. She now wants to live to be 120. The porky pre-diet Alanis only wanted to live to be 110.
20 pounds. The woman was already so tiny that she had to jump around in the shower to get wet. Soon she'll just disappear.
Maybe then she'll be okay with who she is.
posted by Alphamutt at 2:07 PM
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