Memo to Stephen Harper.
To: Stephen Harper
From: Deb
Subject: Your image.
I'm glad you are disregarding the well documented advice of your advisors, your consultants, your handlers and your staff regarding your perceived "image problem". I'm glad you are determined to remain true to yourself, damn the torpedos! Your supporters don't want you to change, all nine of them think you are just swell the way you are.....well, eight of the nine, that one guy from Moose Jaw thinks you are too liberal.
Don't change a thing....please! Keep the navy blue suits that make you look like a mortician. Keep the grimace that passes as a smile, it doesn't make every baby cry. Keep that Catholic school boy haircut, it is sure to become fashionable again really, really soon.
Please also continue to twist the words of the bible and use those words as a smokescreen for your bigotry and hatred. Feel free to use your position of power to push your personal agendas. Don't bother to listen to the people of Canada, just impose your will on them, and don't forget to keep appearing smug and self-satisfied when your will flies in the face of goodness, decency and fairness. People love egotistical, condescending, sanctimonious harpies, especially when they are second stringers and wannabes. Self serving self righteousness is so hot, dude!
Please hold on to the delusion you foster about someday becoming a legitimate political force. It's good to dream, lots of people have fantasy lives, why should you be any different?
No, don't change. Stay the holier-than-thou, uptight prig you are now. Your refusal to recognize how truly out of touch you are with Canadians is going to ensure that after the next federal election takes place, this country will have an NDP Prime Minister.
From: Deb
Subject: Your image.
I'm glad you are disregarding the well documented advice of your advisors, your consultants, your handlers and your staff regarding your perceived "image problem". I'm glad you are determined to remain true to yourself, damn the torpedos! Your supporters don't want you to change, all nine of them think you are just swell the way you are.....well, eight of the nine, that one guy from Moose Jaw thinks you are too liberal.
Don't change a thing....please! Keep the navy blue suits that make you look like a mortician. Keep the grimace that passes as a smile, it doesn't make every baby cry. Keep that Catholic school boy haircut, it is sure to become fashionable again really, really soon.
Please also continue to twist the words of the bible and use those words as a smokescreen for your bigotry and hatred. Feel free to use your position of power to push your personal agendas. Don't bother to listen to the people of Canada, just impose your will on them, and don't forget to keep appearing smug and self-satisfied when your will flies in the face of goodness, decency and fairness. People love egotistical, condescending, sanctimonious harpies, especially when they are second stringers and wannabes. Self serving self righteousness is so hot, dude!
Please hold on to the delusion you foster about someday becoming a legitimate political force. It's good to dream, lots of people have fantasy lives, why should you be any different?
No, don't change. Stay the holier-than-thou, uptight prig you are now. Your refusal to recognize how truly out of touch you are with Canadians is going to ensure that after the next federal election takes place, this country will have an NDP Prime Minister.
posted by Alphamutt at 1:07 AM
1 Comments:
Now I like that last line. I am a believer!
Rick
In the middle of Conservative country, the Okanagan!
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